well..i came aacros this...found it funny so...yea..read on..

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age28) washaving trouble with one of her students theteacher asked,"Boy what is your problem?"Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"Ms Neelam had enough. She took boy to the principal's office.

While boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question theprincipal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think boy can go to the third-grade."Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and boy, both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy... after a moment "Legs."

Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sortof questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: Surname

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy.: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher:"Send this boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

story of my life

long time no c..blog..nth much to write about. boring boring boring life...nth much happening. people say we sould seize the moment..but wat if the right moment just never occur to oneself, or a thick wall defying us from it...i dont know.

im kinda feeling very grouchy these few days..i dont know why..even when driving. shud a motorbike or car cut in front of me without signaling(even with or without safe distance), jumping queue, stuck in a jam; given d chance i would horn d crap out of them or would just curse them. i think every would feel d same way. 2 cases stood out that really annoy the hell outta me
1. this lady parked her estime right at an exit. the ass of the car was blocking about 1/2 of the space provided for cars to exit. worse comes to worse. d exit was a slope..hell for stick car drivers. may be for some auto drivers too. so as i was about to exit, wait apparently i cant. coz d car;s ass was too huge, so i horned d shit outta her and he gave me this wat-the-hell-i -have-done look. after that 'look', she returned to wat she was doin..checking her makeup..i was like..wtf. continued horning, and when she looked, show her some hand gestures in case she is too dumb to understand that the needs to get d hell out of there or start driving a smaller car.

2. another was this bike..i was on a road with only 1 lane, so overtaking would be like impossible. a bike in fornt of my car apparently think it was a great time for a stroll. riding slowly.oblivious to their surroundings. 1st dey where n d middle of d lane. after awhile dey moved aside, i thought it was a chance to overtake so i started 2 speed up. as soon that they were back in d middle, mind u i almost knocked dem over. they rode as though their granddad owned d road. during dat incident i almost ran them over thrice..afer horning them..i get d wat-i-have-done-look.

wat alot people get is drivers trying to shift lanes when approaching toll booth. 1st they looked odds-on for the smart tag lane, then they realised.."wait a minute, i have no smart tag" then d toucn n go lane, then realised" i have not touch n go". after all tat " wat the hell, i'll jsut cut my wat all d wat to d cash lane". i say "fark u, keep to ur lane dammit. wat d hell i ur frickin problem dat u wanna endanger others. if u wanna die, go to 1 corner n stab yourself" y this? they would cut in front of u with speed, no signal, oblivious of your existance and thinking that hes done d right thing.

another thing. i hate organizing futsal. it always had to be me. y? coz i hold d membershp card. ok i accept that. but you guys can sure help by not ffk-ing in d last moment or giving pointless reasons why u cant come. i DO respect your reasons. but reasons about u not having money n yet u end up at d cybercafe..i rest my case. maybe some are broke coz they have to support their partners..well ok..so i say...being single has its advantages..hehe
well, if u are not coming..at least have the courtesy to reply my messages stating that u cant make it. is it dat hard to do? ok..smses are 'costly' so they say. but not even a reply on msn..wtf. i too need to ue my hp credit to sms u guys to ask u to join. i nd to send to around 10-11 people n u just need to reply only me.
d dude at d court was nice enough to reserve a court for us every week n we are not apporeciating it...i know that i have reserved it using members priviledges, but 3 cancelation and my booking will be void..d dude was so kind to overlook it as i already canceled my bookings countless times; and my court there still stands.

nth more 2 day..damn dis whole post is abt complains..sigh..

adios

Procastinate
a very very strong word that seems to describe most of us. am i wrong? well maybe. most of us have d attitude of delaying our work. thats wat im experienceing the past week. last week supposedly be the kickoff , thebeginning, the greenlight of my final year project. lets just say my current progress is erm..0.01%. yep. there is progress, i openned the book and read 3 damn pages, which i think i oni understood 1/2 page? anyhow, 0.01% is better than 0%. SCREW IT!! once i opened my book, my ps2, laptop, n tv somehow call for me. some unexplainable spell put on to me by them often summons me to them. a voice within me from them seems to always tell me, " on me and play the games, your favourite show is one..bla bla bla" with this spell, resistance is futile. then i will tell myself, i got plenty of time, the book can wait...ARGH!!
anyhow, time passed it gone, it will not wait.. so why not cherish d momery instead of regreting it.

Anyway today, my progress improved a bit, boredom kicks in and i seem to have surrendered to the books, those dreaded books. read and read and read, understand i think only half of it. nevermind that, its just reading, yea..then understanding, applying, etc etc etc..X(

OH ya..since last week, the haze seem to be back. before i read d news about the haze, in the morning i though it was gona be a cool breezy day, with rain waitng in the corner, waiting to pour. the sun is hiding for most of the time. waited and waited and waited for rain. but.nooOOoo
blasted neighbours, burning forest, for their use at the expense of us. screw them. cant they think of a more contructive and non-pollutant way to clear ther land or watever the burn their forest for...sheer excitement?
"oi, tengok tu, api..doh, cantik, merah merah, makin besar pulak dia, boleh besar pulak. meh, beranak pula(fire spreading), meh aku bikin kawan kawan untuk dia"
anyway haze leads to tonnes of health problems to who are having breathing difficulties. things are not helped with the already immense amount of polution that is already in this country. open burning is also at large here.
its so smokey and hazy everywhere, it seems like, yea its only seen like, not felt like; we are at some highland, or our country seem to have rocketed to a higher level above the sea level, a LOT higher. everything is blur, it smells and its getting way way humid. with haze we need to lessen outdoor activites, no more outdoor jogging, swimming( theres a coat of dust above the water), football, futsal, etc etc. only thing left is indoor sports, which we have to pay for. haih..

nth more to write there...its full of crap i noe..
heh

adios

Alast...due to the boredom i endured during my sem break, i decided to start a blog...hopefully it helps me kill time, although not a lot.

1st blog here, dont expect much..well tis 230am now btw...cant sleep...sleepy, tired, exhausted..but cant sleep...insomnia? perhaps..
anyway just got back from a party just now..was fun..well..its a place where, everyone sat on little cushioned mats(duno wat its called) and well...eat. besides that we could do other things there, its porvided..played mahjong, uno, 'tai ti' and jenga there. food was ummm i would say ok la...its not exceptaionally good but its not bad. after that went to watch footie at some mamak...drink again...swt..

perhaps relaxation time after exams will soon end. its been TWO weeks after the last paper...wilted and rotted a way while den. 3 months holiday seems to be more of a curse than a blessing...depending on which direction u see it from. gonna have to start my FINAL YEAR PROJECT soon...screw that...i dont even know what and how to do...i m sooooo DEAD..but anyhow..wat has to be done, needs to be done...sooner or later..hopefully can finish it ASAP...got d referece books, 4 of them...all frigging thick..have to read it to start on my project...but once to book opens, my eyes start to close...will its a book...no battery's required..furthermore, its not words and pictures.(heh) its words, words and more words with a large overdose to programming jibberish which dont even make sense...well actually it does. well better start it soon, like it or not...

thats all for now....im going to try and sleep again....heh

adios