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Planning to quickly grab some markers, a quick bite at Endah Parade. As i parked my car, some dudes approached me say it some kind of lucky draw and asked me to try my luck. At first i rejected as the shops is like closing in 30 minutes, a group of about 4 of them came over, so quickly settle it and go. I ask is any purchase required, he said "No".
I tore the card up and it says i won a special price, then they all cheered as thou they had won. I was thinking its too good to be true. So i just played along.

Here's a summary. I stand to win either an Altis, Persona, Viva, some bike, plasma TV, laptops or trips to Turkey, Australia, Japan or Bali. That dude said to win ALL i had to is collect the prize and get a picture taken for advertising purpose in newspapers...so ok la.

Layan them abit more and the explained more about the T&C
Here's a short summary of how it went.

cm: well, you stand a chance to win all these gifts
me: good, no need to buy anything right, just help you advertise on papers right?
cm: yes, plus you will get this stuff ( microwave, home theather system, massager)
me: wow, what brand is this?
cm: its a new brand
me: ok
cm : u need to pay RM5.6k to get ur gift
me: for what, u said free?
cm: yes its free...
me: and i get the 3 stuff ( microwave...)?
cm: yes and the prize
me: but the other dude say no purchase required
cm: yea...nonit to buy anything
me: then the RM5.6k i pay for wat?
cm: to get the 3 item + your free gift
me: means im buying something to get the gift la
cm: no
me: zzz

...it went on for a while....

me: but i dont need the stuff for RM5.6k
cm: then u sell to other ppl la
me: waste my time right. the other dude say straight can get prize, juz need to help u advertise ur stuff
cm: yea...but we still need the 5.6k for u to get the prize
me: lets say i draw and get the car...then only i give u the 5.6k can?
cm: cannot
me: but the card( lucky draw card) is mine right?
cm: yes
me: can i take it back with me. i come back tomorrow, cuz i got no $ now
cm: cannot, u cannot take back
me: then how, now no $
cm: nvm i help u foot half 1st
me: *wadafak...desperate like shit*
me: you think i straight got 2.8k now?
cm: go atm press la
me: wtf
cm: can ma

me: lets say i get the Bali trip and exchange it for RM7k cash. Can i walk out now with RM1.4k after taking out the RM5.6k i suppose to pay you?
cm: no
me: whats the difference?
cm: you need to give us the RM5.6k then only we give you your RM7k.
me: ....
cm: its like that lor
me: here my num, call me bk tmr, i free i will come
cm: ok
me: kthxbai

wasted my time there and when i went to the shop i wanna go...close liao..
!@%#^&%&%€!@#!@%
Some say i should ignore at first. Well i was alone, and getting mobbed by like 3 to 4 people...it doesn't leave you with much of a choice. The upon getting the winning card, more of them start to mob me....

Maybe its for real, maybe its not. But it does sound like a scam to me. They say the represent some established company but from the company receipt or forms, it contradicts. Even everything they say contradicts...how the fuck to believe la..
Ask me advertise for you, somemore need to pay you. Where's my royalty?

They called me back this morning, i just ignored the call.. :)

Some might say im a sucker for passing up a chance to win a Altis. Maybe I am but I aint that rich to fork out 5.6k for 3 items i dont really need for that chance. Will you?

Seriously, their approach is very desperate and laughable.

Its almost the same as this

Seriously...even google think so?

Saw this in facebook...





obviously photoshopped

but still....

and another one....try this..

type " find chuck norris" in google search and click " i feel lucky"

and...

Men vs. Women

Thanks God to our simplicity.... :D

The Mom Song

TSC shared me this one find day...

If Vader drives.....

If Darth Vader drives a sports car....



A Storm Tropper will be following close behind..



In case the sports car broke down...

Source : paultan

How to kick ass in football

And he did not get a red card....how great is that?

World of Warcraft bug

Came across this post in some W.O.W forums and i quote

"Ok im new to hotkeying so im most likely doing something wrong.

I can hotkey alt to anything but the function keys. I can do alt+f1, f2, f3 but when i get to f4 it crashes my game EVERY TIME! Its annoying because I have to reset all my hotkeys cuz a game crash doesnt save them. Please fix soon!"

EPIC!!!!


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How to cope with stress at work?

Like all working class people, either if you are working for yourself or for someone else, stress is bound to creep in. Stress is not good, it ruins your appetite, health, emotion and affects the manner how you handle things.


Heres a couple of ways i think might help one cope with stress, or at least reduce it.

• If you have a smoking buddy, smoke! ( not a really health option thou)
• get up, walk about a little. to the pantry to get some drinks or to the wash room to freshen up
• stretch a little, be it your arms or legs
• drink some water
• talk to some of your colleagues to get your mind off things
• if internet connection is available surf the net a little to get your mind off things
• if you have a bubble wrap, play with it.
• if you have a stress ball, squeeze it
• or you can do this....

or this...



Hope this helps you relax...

How to drive....

Funny shit!!

On another note, the 3rd installment of the Underworld,
The Rise of the Lycans starts Jan 09


Great!! another good movie to look forward to after being utterly disappointed with Spirit.
The new femme fatale ( the actress anyway) is gonna kick some lycan's ass!!!
Hopefully getting free tickets from Nuffnang to catch this movie :)

When you are bored in office...

The internet is for.....

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Dude, where's my chips?

We dont get this kind of adverts here do we.......

We all know Nandos is good.....

Matrix on Windows?

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Got it from here

Happenings in football

Scoring for Manchester United

Win

Trashed some 'seniors'

Get some respect

Scored 3 in 2 against Liverpool

Impressive win

C elebrate in style after scoring


PRICELESS

Pictures from Soccernet and Teamtalk

How are you dude-ing today?

I saw this in the papers the other day and looked over the internet for it.
Its from the comic Zits, which i think is really hilarious.

Opposites

You can't really say he is wrong right?

and this...



This site really cracks me up. Click here

Why the England language is hard to learn...

If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius!

Pursue at your leisure, English lovers. Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France (surprise!).

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose two geese, so one moose, two meese? Doesn't it seem crazy, that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

P.S. Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?

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iPhone Vs Brick

Got this from Melvin who got it from somewhere in the internet. Funny crap...apart from the 'article' about the iphone found on thebestpageintheuniverse.com

Fancy an iPhone?

Times when MSN chats are pointless

It all started as a simple conversation that some how, eventually turned into this

or this..

Pointless no?