well..i came aacros this...found it funny so...yea..read on..

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age28) washaving trouble with one of her students theteacher asked,"Boy what is your problem?"Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"Ms Neelam had enough. She took boy to the principal's office.

While boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question theprincipal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think boy can go to the third-grade."Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and boy, both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy... after a moment "Legs."

Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sortof questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: Surname

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy.: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher:"Send this boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

story of my life

long time no c..blog..nth much to write about. boring boring boring life...nth much happening. people say we sould seize the moment..but wat if the right moment just never occur to oneself, or a thick wall defying us from it...i dont know.

im kinda feeling very grouchy these few days..i dont know why..even when driving. shud a motorbike or car cut in front of me without signaling(even with or without safe distance), jumping queue, stuck in a jam; given d chance i would horn d crap out of them or would just curse them. i think every would feel d same way. 2 cases stood out that really annoy the hell outta me
1. this lady parked her estime right at an exit. the ass of the car was blocking about 1/2 of the space provided for cars to exit. worse comes to worse. d exit was a slope..hell for stick car drivers. may be for some auto drivers too. so as i was about to exit, wait apparently i cant. coz d car;s ass was too huge, so i horned d shit outta her and he gave me this wat-the-hell-i -have-done look. after that 'look', she returned to wat she was doin..checking her makeup..i was like..wtf. continued horning, and when she looked, show her some hand gestures in case she is too dumb to understand that the needs to get d hell out of there or start driving a smaller car.

2. another was this bike..i was on a road with only 1 lane, so overtaking would be like impossible. a bike in fornt of my car apparently think it was a great time for a stroll. riding slowly.oblivious to their surroundings. 1st dey where n d middle of d lane. after awhile dey moved aside, i thought it was a chance to overtake so i started 2 speed up. as soon that they were back in d middle, mind u i almost knocked dem over. they rode as though their granddad owned d road. during dat incident i almost ran them over thrice..afer horning them..i get d wat-i-have-done-look.

wat alot people get is drivers trying to shift lanes when approaching toll booth. 1st they looked odds-on for the smart tag lane, then they realised.."wait a minute, i have no smart tag" then d toucn n go lane, then realised" i have not touch n go". after all tat " wat the hell, i'll jsut cut my wat all d wat to d cash lane". i say "fark u, keep to ur lane dammit. wat d hell i ur frickin problem dat u wanna endanger others. if u wanna die, go to 1 corner n stab yourself" y this? they would cut in front of u with speed, no signal, oblivious of your existance and thinking that hes done d right thing.

another thing. i hate organizing futsal. it always had to be me. y? coz i hold d membershp card. ok i accept that. but you guys can sure help by not ffk-ing in d last moment or giving pointless reasons why u cant come. i DO respect your reasons. but reasons about u not having money n yet u end up at d cybercafe..i rest my case. maybe some are broke coz they have to support their partners..well ok..so i say...being single has its advantages..hehe
well, if u are not coming..at least have the courtesy to reply my messages stating that u cant make it. is it dat hard to do? ok..smses are 'costly' so they say. but not even a reply on msn..wtf. i too need to ue my hp credit to sms u guys to ask u to join. i nd to send to around 10-11 people n u just need to reply only me.
d dude at d court was nice enough to reserve a court for us every week n we are not apporeciating it...i know that i have reserved it using members priviledges, but 3 cancelation and my booking will be void..d dude was so kind to overlook it as i already canceled my bookings countless times; and my court there still stands.

nth more 2 day..damn dis whole post is abt complains..sigh..

adios