time to revive my blog...its been a week since i logged on..lol

well, last week went from lousy and crappy to 'ok'. well um, as mentioned, i screwed an interview on monday, went to fill up something on tuesday and collected my 'Minutes to Midnight' CD and was called up for an interview by E2 Power, some subsidiary of OCBC bank. at first, i am really having second thoughts about the position there but what the heck, i went and gave it a shot. that fella asked me to be there at abt 1030 as my interview session was at 11. i reached at 10 and waited will 1145 then only i am asked into the interview room. not that there was a person before me so i was like " what the hell?" plus the people there wasnt that friendly at all. sure the place is nice, but as you exit the lift and head towards the glass door, people on the other side of the wall walk pass you as thou you were some animal in the zoo. can't they even bother to open the door and ask? customer service konon. luckily i wasnt the person who was the 'display' as i invited myself in with some postman who were delivering stuff there. just told that staff who opened the door that i was here for the interview.

the interview went ok i guess but i doubt i'll get the job the moment i left my seat. the interviewer said, and i qoute " banking is not your field and your field is more on IT". so i was, well ok. don't care. just hope la at that moment, plus other reasons i might not like the job is 1)cyberjaya is waaaayy to far 2) i dont want to work when everybody is sleeping 3) "Banking is not your field" ...lol

so went home and got a call from Datacom, the company that which interview i screwed up on monday. the manager of the department i was applying for gave me a second chance. i was like oOoOKay....so i asked why. apparently, i screwed the interview but my assessment was good, so i kinda got the position la. asked for time to think over and gave him the answer the following day. so yea..i am employed starting at 1st June as a technical support and earning a cool RM@%^& per month. im undergoin training at the moment...so yea..busy busy.

several stuff crossed my mind as i think,
pros 1) secure a job early, eases my stress as i am stressed before i got the call
2) quite a good pay, so yea
3) is the kind of job field i wanted
cons 1) i have to start work early, no more rest
2) start work, less time to go holiday ( signing away my freedom, lol)
3) that area is freakin jam in the morning and the evening.
well, at the plus side of the job, dresscode is CASUAL. meaning jeans and t-shirt to work...lol
my colleagues are friendly and my boss seem to be a fun person to lepak with...so far so good la..but apparently the job is quite stressful, imagine handling customers who don't really understand what you are trying to do even thou its explained in layman's terms? ah. well..
plus a possible pay rise after my probation...lol..provided i perform la...haha

well thats it for now.

ciao

hi...its already been a week since the last post..
a little update on what happened last week. well i went for this MCTS (Microsoft Certified Technical Specialist) course. well, this course concentrates a lot in using programming language to develop a website and of course the chance of a job opportunity with some Microsoft partners. i feel as thou i have wasted a week of my life cuz 1) i suck at programming and learning it more did not make much better 2) i did not go for the interview scheduled for us because i had another appointment on the same day and, 3) i will not opt for a programming job. anyhow, its good experience learning some new stuff plus, its free.
during that week, went twice for steamboat, one in cheras the other in sunway. good times with friends and got really stuffed in those two occasions. football with some friends in the weekend and man do i really need to exercise, no longer used to football after almost 3 years of futsal only..haha
oyea...went for the nokia n95 wireless adventure auditions on saturday. what is it? well, if chosen, i will get a n95 for free...doubt i will get it thou...felt as thou we screw the auditions up..with the new toy, we will enter a competition that is like a rip-off from the amazing race, winners gets a trip to rome or prague.

well, am feeling damn lousy today, hadn't has the best of starts today. i went for some interview, jammed almost have way there, parking was freaking expensive and i totally screwed the interview up. well in short, its like the interviewer asked questions that i cannot answer; technical stuff...well have to move on and take this as an experience..seriously i really felt really down feeling as thou to give up...but gotta move on.

and, about the 'girl', erm..i kinda decide to forget about it for now. lets just say i dont really have the confidence to tell her and be a better person...so now im jobless and girl-less. i feel as thou i have wasted my campus life by not getting someone..well its the past and i gotta move on..hopefully i will find another suitable one or build the confidence to tell her how i feel ( need the moment and setting mer..so will work on it and bide my time; which i hope i still have). personally i prefer the latter. haha again, advices are welcomed...lol

thats all for now,

adios

erm...lets see how i start this off...
studyin is over for now, my working life will start very soon. what happens in between?
well, thanks to eunice & co. , they organized this great party last thursday at the orange. free flow of beer and lotsa fun..was able to meet and catch up with some old friends. among them was one who spend a good time of that night, laughing; and i mean a good amount of time of that night. so far to the extend where the bartender came and joked with her asking " u still laughin?" lol...

in the previous post i qoute "doubt i'll drink alot thou" ( or something like dat) erm..i did not drink alot wert...haha. well, was playing some sort of game with some friends, losers gotta drink..and so the story goes...after that session, i was literally wasted and drunk...but still sane...haha..
there was a guy who told me during the beginning of the party, that "if im not drunk yet, i cant go home"..i was like "..." ok...i think he was the guy who got wasted the fasted, so i heard...
met a few new friends, and one of them said and i qoute, " when u meet a new friend, u must drink" ( or somethings like dat) and so goes down a few more..

drinkin was done there and then i was literally wasted, blur but still sane. slowed down since then, just taking a few more sips here and there...since mabuk ady, juz taruh la (but i can still walk in a straight line).. for the whole night, i was hoping that i wont throw up. near the end of the party, some things happened that is best left in the memory of the people who was there. done and left within the four walls, a ceiling and the floor ( a box ler). after the party went for some hot tea and a mamak nearby. biting a piece a lemon trying to kill of some of the smell and hopefully regain some consciousness. my head was feeling woozy. some hot tea just make it feel better. fortunately, i fetched someone over to the party and he could drive me back ( or almost to my place)...else i dont know what will happen. ..reaced home at 3am and i got a SAP class at 9am later that day...needless to say, i was like a zombie at that class.

1 thing i noticed during that class was, the time was passing really, really slow. sap's over, pop over for pizza and eventually ending up at chili's at 1U to meet some friends. 2 rounds? hhaha...chili's was for the drinks and to meet the laughing machine ( to see if she's still laughing). drank, chat and chat for almost 2-3hours? haha...had dinner and watched spiderman3 later that night..well, the show as ok ler...slightly below my expectations...but ok..give it a (7.5/10)..i still think that venom died a bit too easily, given that he is spiderman's arch enemy...may be there will be spiderman 4...lol
after movie, go mamak, drank some more and chat some more....
well, every things will have to come to an end, its like a blink of an eye, 4 years had just gone past. still vaguely remembering the day when i met u guys. thanks. thanks for the memories. there haven't been any greater buddies...gonna miss u guys...
maybe next time, when u get ur pay, give me a call and belanja makan la...haha.don't worry, when i get mine, i wont forget u guys....

thats all for now...hopefully i can get some pictures from the party as soon as possible...

adios...

AT LAST!!!!! after sleepless ( or less sleep than usual) nights and looking at those dreaded books ( or papers with lotsa words and little pictures, after ignoring the gaming console for 2 weeks....exams finally, and i mean FINALLY over..lol
well, the exam season, well for me, its over for now..hopefully *prays hard*. all in all i think it was ok ler...at least can do..but i 'm not sure...not me marking to paper..well, today's paper, THE LAST PAPER!!!!, was ok..thanks to the ever so accurate tips, so accurate that its..erm..beyond words..
well im stupid...from the first few papers, i start to doubt the 'study guidelines' provided as most of them are kinda inaccurate..so taking no chances, i read a good part of the DSS syllabus. however..its soo damn !@#!$ accurate that i regreted my actions and missed my so ever precious sleeping time, making me walk, talk and do my paper today like a zombie...heck i was so tired that i pushed my table nearer to the wall so i can lean...lol..

ok...lets not bring anything from the exams up...and to a brighter note...erm..not much activities after the paper today thou...was damn sleepy...im literally forcing m eyes open typing this..lol..
ok...was planning to watch spiderman3 today...went to d cinema, got frightened by the queue and left...lol.maybe some other day...

anyway tonight has something to look forward to. my coursemates are kinda organizing some get-together, gathering, free-flow beer and food party. doubt im gonna drink alot thou...need to drive and i dont wanna risk looking at the return of my breakfast (semi digested with some juices) lol...but will drink la..abit plus i've paid for it, so enjoy la..haha

well, so far, thats all...gonna try to catch up with some sleep and avoid being a zombie tonight...haha..need to be..erm...a bit less zombie like to enjoy tonight...plus getting to meet some old friends..

gonna surrender to the bed which as been screaming....haha

adios...nite(lol its 3pm)

ok.its been awhile...actually about four to five days since i blogged. was busy with exams and stuff. seriously, i have nothing interesting to blog about...boring life...hmm..
lets see, between those intervals, i sat for 2 papers, one of them was today....ok lets see....
the datawarehouse paper wasn't that bad. i kinda know what i am doing but i am not sure if i had done it the right way...haha. it was ok, most of the stuff i read came out and the doubt that i have towards the paper was the diagram...hopefully it was correct and even if its not, i hope for some markah kesian...lol..
have anyone ever tasted teh with gula melaka...found in a coffeshop at PJ. well, they had it on posters in that shop, trying to promote it. i have no idea on what to drink so i decided to give it a try. result was..WOW!!! it really taste good. in fact the food they have there wasn't half bad, plenty of choice, and cheap...considering the prices u get in PJ for those kind of food..satisfied...

other highlights on the past week was study, study, wasting time, study and study...damn...
didn't really studied well for the saturday paper thou....my brain is simply resisting the information that i am trying to pound into it...so, long story short, nothing much really went in..time to delete some stuff from it...spent almost the whole day reading but nothing went it..total waste of time? lol

ok, saturday's paper....business intelligent system...at the rate im going, trying and failing to pound the information regarding the subject into my head, im really turning in to a Big Idiotic Subject. haha...anyway the paper that came out wasnt as expected. the stuff i head and concentrate on, well, only about 30% of it came out? ( and that was giving it credit).
to add insult to injury, i wasn't feeling that well today too. i woke up with a cold, sniffing away, trying to hold on to my nose, preventing it from running away and been sneezing like crazy. i practically sneezed about 9 times in a row..wow..sneezing came since friday, after dinner. fortunately i wasnt sneezing away during the paper, probably i can see pens and chairs being flung towards me...having a running nose wasn't bad enough, my head aches like crazy this morning while doing my last minute studying, nothing is going in...kinda the same feeling when i took my e-commerce paper the previous semester..Exam Avoidance Sickness Excuse Syndrome (EASES)? it kinda 'eases' my nerves a bit huh, having an excuse to give if i didn't do too well for that paper. haha
damn..fortunately most of the question requires us to kinda give our own opinion and justifying it...i hope...lol..most of them aren't in the notes...so..tembak la..its over..done.
hopefully i don't flung this paper..man i have high hopes for this paper and now all im hoping for is that i don't do too badly for this paper. all in all, the time spend studied was kinda worth it.
the rest of the day was considered as a break, which i think is to most of my friends too...haha. tomorrow is included in the break? maybe...thats the reason why we can't have too long a gap between papers. a break's good, but too long a gap will make us, well maybe only me, feel lazy. gotta, hopefully start tomorrow.

btw just finished watching EPL awhile ago, conclusion MU is gonna take the title as it stands. they have to champion's form and luck...im kinda backing them to win it because i and i think many other people, do not wnat chelsea to win their third title in the row...haha hopefully they take the FA cup too. Champ's league? sorry la..its Milan's..they are gonna kick MU's sorry butt for conceding two away goals at Old Trafford when they meet at San Siro..haha. KAKA!!!!sorry la..not MU fan...hopefully i dont get smacked..plus im not quite a fan of english teams apart from arsenal in the champ's league. arsenal beating chelsea next week will practically seal the title for MU.
Arsenal fan wert, dissappointed they didn't do quite well this season, injury plagued. aih..hopefully they come out strong next season..

thats all for now, been sniffing all the while im typing this..anyone knows a remedy on how to cure the EASES sickness or maybe just to cure my endless sniffing and sneezing...thx

adios

ok...did not post yesterday..was busy preparing for the paper today...which...erm...whats the word?..sucked?..nah. actually it wasnt that bad la..its just worst!!! !@$!@$...haha
i mean the tips i acquired, the source said " come out until wont come out ( translate into cantonese)". well, ok la...was a bit of a last resort la because there was a lot and i mean A LOT to read and me wasting time on saturday hasn't helped one bit. it was all about good charlotte last saturday.

saturday...what i did.....spend some time getting to 5 porter forces for the exam case, which DID NOT come out and the recommendations for the case...luckily that came out...then it was off to subang parade where good charlotte had a autograph session. the line was crazy..it was damn @#!$!%$ long. i brought my chronicles of life and death album to get it signed.. but they only allow good morning revival..so since im there and its raining like mad outside...stayed and watched a bit la. a gal was damn lucky that day, she was carrying her guitar while getting here cd signed, benji madden asked her for her guitar, she passed it over and it was signed by all the members of good charlotte...lucky gal...so envy...the things is..people had been queuing up since 9am in the morning and i arrive there at 3pm..so , where can fight..

the night at d concert was the bomb!! had a really great time there...apart from one of my friend getting a vvip backstage pass and being abandoned by some friends who entered the vip area. one buck short performed and i personally think they did a much better job at the hitz.fm birthday bash, but it was ok lar..enstranged and j.lo came after. didn't know the songs by estranged are rather good...especially the one titled 'itu kamu'. and of course j.lo did not disappoint with his 'old newspaper' song. haha.

after that, i almost lost my voice, kenot reach high pitch, so left d crowd ( i was in the middle) to get some relieve of the cigarette and sweat smell and to get some cool drinks to quench my thirst. but it was a good decision..it was so much cooler behind, away from the crowd ( apa mau buat, i takde vip and kena abandon, haha). from back there i got d full view of the stage instead of the view of people's head in the crowd, and saved my legs from being stomped. some gal who was in front of me stepped on my leg ( i wasnt wearing shoes) countless times when she jumped while j.lo was performing.

good charlotte came after, and i was...WOW!!! the performance was great. besides singing songs from the good morning revival album, older good charlotte classics such as 'girls and boys' , 'i just wanna live', 'the anthem' and 'hold on'. i mean there performance did not dissappoint. i really hoped that they will come back to kl to have another concert..

oh yea..mtv vjs, utt, colby , denise and another gal vj was there too. denise is hot, not that i dont know that...haha. sure wished they could throw the freebies a bit further thou...or maybe use an air gun.

thats all for now...pictures are being processed now...haha

adios

what a day its been, woke up feeling really down the dumps and now, feeling significantly out of the hole...significantly as in about 60-70% out of it. i still cant put it down just yet..but whatever...life moves on...

on a brighter note...


i got this..well i only own two of them only thou...
im not that big a good charlotte fan neither am i a digi user..lol...haha...whatever.
i admit that im not a big good charlotte fan, but im a big jason lo fan...haha...hope his performance tomorrow rocked the way he rocked the hitz.fm 10th birthday bash..speaking of which, was a great experience!!!!

im going cuz its kinda like a once of a lifetime thing here in malaysia...so why miss the oppurtunity. u'll never know when they will be coming back..
its kinda like a promo tour or a stop before they head on to Jakarta for their concert...
their new album...good morning revival

personally i prefer the previous album, Chronicles of Life and Death, but this one's ok. the songs in there are rather catchy and to name a few to those who dont know. they have 'keep your hands off my girl', 'the river', 'dance floor anthem' and 'something else'.
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besides good morning revival, the album i really cant wait to get my hands on is

pre ordered mine in the pre-sale at tower records klcc and man was the store packed that day..one word describes it.."CRAZY!!!".
really i do not think minutes to midnight will dissapoint as much as good morning revival. i personally think that good morning revival its not as good as the previous ones released by good charlotte. from the single from minutes to midnight " what i've done" hopefully the other songs are just as good. i mean meteora and hybrid theory as well as collision course did not dissapoint.
why was it crazy at tower records?

chester bennington of linkin park was there. he came for a little promo, meet and greet thing with his fans. got his autograph. it was really rush so the meeting was brief and short. spread poster, shoke hands, have a word or two, got his autograph and left..no pictures allowed either..aih..but its ok...counting the days to may 15th to get the new lp cd..

ok..this post sounds happier...haha

adios..

lo...feeling kinda better already...it seems people wants to know the full length of the story huh...
well, not really looking to write here la..since i'm feeling kinda better already..its kinda off my mind for the moment...still in there but not in the surface...
ok la...for a little more detail, talk to me.. or as a preface...its about my social life..get a hint?
its like a liking somebody, but that somebody is going out with someone else and i do not know what i should do thing. enough? i leave the rest to your imagination...lol. anyway...advise is still welcomed...haha
i got this from a phrase from some one, " censorship gives rooms for imagination". don't remember who said it..
again, really thankful to those who were concerned. it really cheered me up.

ok, thank goodness it kinda wear off, being able to get my mind of it for a moment and concentrate a bit more in my studies..( not really going too well either). i read, and read, and read the same page for i dont know how many times. *shoots self*

btw when u guys leave comments, please leave your name or a nickname from which i can identify you..at the moment its anonymous and i dont know who its from..really appreciate it thou...

thats all for the moment...study study study....soon it'll be work work work..but personally, and i think many others prefers play play play. agree?

adios

ok..din really sleep that well last nite...was up early and with nothing to do, catch up with me studies...well..its not goin that well it seems...thats why im here blogging....haha

i still cant get over the thing that is bothering me last night...sigh..its gonna kill me!!!
as i think about it, i also start to think on how i have wasted my life and start to regret most of the things i've done and not done...sometimes i really do wish that someone is listening and will enlighten me..besides i hoped for the power to bend time and return to the past and change some stuff.

anyway thanks to those who helped me yesterday. thanks for listening and ur advices...dun think it'll really help but thanks anyway...in the case im in now..i think its worth a shot..

suicidals thoughts play around my head. (lol) i will not give in as i know im strong enough to resist it..but who knows for how long.....

a pretty emo post huh...enough of that....hopefully i can set this aside and concentrate in my studies or hope that by studying can help me get over this....

btw...good charlotte tickets given away...so anyone who still tries after this...TOO BAD!!!!!
im goin to good charlotte concert tomorrow and maybe the meet and greet at subang parade too...hopefully i will have to strength to enjoy tomorrow given the things i have endured thus far..

adios....

its been a tiring day today....almost too tired to blog, but what the heck. since the laptop is on, im not reading, im facing the laptop, i have nothing better to do.

well, me and a bunch of friends went for dimsum for breakfast and man, was it a filling one. i'm not complaining but the food was good. even i've been there for countless times, the food don't seem to let me down. ( probably im too hungry in most of those occassions).
after the brunch, cant really call it breakfast as its too late to be breakfast and too early for lunch. went to maison ( some club in kl, behind sheraton imperial) for some kind of meeting. man! the general manager is HUGE..and i mean HUGE!!!!! worked a deal and saw the place..its kinda a nice. after, we made a decision and canceled the appointment with zouk. itula...sapa suruh set appointment lewat lewat...

Soon after went to bangsar to study but no parking. to add to that, dbkl campers are there, leaning or peoples car, presumable waiting for someone to deliver their saman slips. ok.....since no parking, we end up going to ikano and some how end up in AnW. i strongly do not recommend going there to study...although we should not really go to fast food outlets to study..
but....mcD wasn't that bad, KFC is definately out and AnW can follow them. its stuffy, its smells like fried chicken. din really study, was really jaded then too, complimented to the fried chicken smell. end up doodling up my notes most of the time.

jalan alor the destination for dinner and man, it did not dissappoint. stingrays, clams, balitongs and oysters.....wahahaha...deh-lee-chi-oh-us. ( forget that..just use delicious). kinda costly too, but ok la...for that area and for what we ate....suddenly some thing crossed my mind, start to alienate myself and..aih. too tired la....or was it???haha.

seriously, im kinda torn right in the middle and i am not sure what to do. i dont want to make a foul move and leave a bad impression. but..whatever....can anyone recommend a good counselor to help me cure my uncertainty. decisions must be made, but the doubt of whether its the best one still looms. or can anyone give me an advice? its truly welcomed..haha

ok...time to stop being to emo and let life take its course..we can only truly enjoy life when we stop and sniff the roses...haha

thats all for today..nth much to add. btw..i have 1 more good charlotte pass. anyone? give me a holler and a good reason...the best one gets it...BUT...if none really impressed me, im giving it to someone who really deserves it....

ciao..

OK....its been a while since i blogged...well, c'mon i don't really have that much to blog about plus im being kinda 'busy' the past few months. ( d'uh!).

well, some updates, done my fyp, enjoy life since then and now dreading over exams that is hovering like some alien ufo from some far away galaxie in the corner. exxageration? maybe. i have been neglecting studies up late and less than week to go to the first paper, i still don't feel the need to study..(im sooo doomed).
social life? still single, liking someone but not sure how to go about it..ala..complicated la. OK...shall not go into details...

lets see, what i've done since sending my thesis for binding, movies and more movies, slacking off, karaokes, hanging out, late nights, last minute stuff, going to events. ok, it does not sound like much but it really burns a hole ( a big one too) in my wallet. but, i dont think its all wasted. i gotta spend time with my pals before graduation, met pop shuvit, j lo and some hitz.fm crew, chester from linkin park and going to the good charlotte concert this weekend....plus exam in the following monday...that's why, i said i'm soooo doomed. lol

well many stuff happened this week. mainly, i got turned into an msn emoticon...i was like...wtf. damn im gonna get famous in msn...sheet. imagine my future colleagues using msn and telling me, " eh, this is you ar?". imagine that! aih...sudah la...wats done is done..cilaka u guys..got tickets to go watch good charlotte too, some from digi and a pair from hitz.fm cruisers. unfortunately they are not vips but i'll try to sneak in. speaking of which, i practically sapu-ed everything the cruisers have to offer today. btw, jj and rudi were there. 1st i got d passes via the hotlink version of 'simon says' . a riddle followed next and i got d package ( top gear and hot magazines, some hotlink stuff, gel, powerbar..i think thats a bout all). then the cd (blue october) was up for grabs, but jj tak kasi aku main..lol..so no cd, just passes and some stuff...but ok la..i was satisfied with the passes alone, i get to call more people...

i must say the term fu-yoh from digi is rather catchy. i replaces many catch phrases we usually use everyday..fuuuuyoh. me and a bunch of friends we're thinking, since digi took fuyoh, hotlink will have to fight it wity 'walaoyeah' and soon after celcom will come out with 'aiyoyo' (indian slang). ok,,let imaginations run wild as some of the brilliant inventions comes from stupid ideas...haha.

too add some stuff, i am now known as dan@fuuyo...thx to a friend of mine....u know who u are.
i'd stress i have nothing to do with digi, except for collecting and using the digi passes to good charlotte (lol) and that i' am a loyal hotlink user for now...furthermore...danielle is a girls name..very misleading leh..

well, i think thats all for now. i got nth to write la..its soo 'early' now too..betta go get some shut eye..

ciao

well..i came aacros this...found it funny so...yea..read on..

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age28) washaving trouble with one of her students theteacher asked,"Boy what is your problem?"Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"Ms Neelam had enough. She took boy to the principal's office.

While boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question theprincipal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think boy can go to the third-grade."Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and boy, both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy... after a moment "Legs."

Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sortof questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: Surname

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy.: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher:"Send this boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

story of my life

long time no c..blog..nth much to write about. boring boring boring life...nth much happening. people say we sould seize the moment..but wat if the right moment just never occur to oneself, or a thick wall defying us from it...i dont know.

im kinda feeling very grouchy these few days..i dont know why..even when driving. shud a motorbike or car cut in front of me without signaling(even with or without safe distance), jumping queue, stuck in a jam; given d chance i would horn d crap out of them or would just curse them. i think every would feel d same way. 2 cases stood out that really annoy the hell outta me
1. this lady parked her estime right at an exit. the ass of the car was blocking about 1/2 of the space provided for cars to exit. worse comes to worse. d exit was a slope..hell for stick car drivers. may be for some auto drivers too. so as i was about to exit, wait apparently i cant. coz d car;s ass was too huge, so i horned d shit outta her and he gave me this wat-the-hell-i -have-done look. after that 'look', she returned to wat she was doin..checking her makeup..i was like..wtf. continued horning, and when she looked, show her some hand gestures in case she is too dumb to understand that the needs to get d hell out of there or start driving a smaller car.

2. another was this bike..i was on a road with only 1 lane, so overtaking would be like impossible. a bike in fornt of my car apparently think it was a great time for a stroll. riding slowly.oblivious to their surroundings. 1st dey where n d middle of d lane. after awhile dey moved aside, i thought it was a chance to overtake so i started 2 speed up. as soon that they were back in d middle, mind u i almost knocked dem over. they rode as though their granddad owned d road. during dat incident i almost ran them over thrice..afer horning them..i get d wat-i-have-done-look.

wat alot people get is drivers trying to shift lanes when approaching toll booth. 1st they looked odds-on for the smart tag lane, then they realised.."wait a minute, i have no smart tag" then d toucn n go lane, then realised" i have not touch n go". after all tat " wat the hell, i'll jsut cut my wat all d wat to d cash lane". i say "fark u, keep to ur lane dammit. wat d hell i ur frickin problem dat u wanna endanger others. if u wanna die, go to 1 corner n stab yourself" y this? they would cut in front of u with speed, no signal, oblivious of your existance and thinking that hes done d right thing.

another thing. i hate organizing futsal. it always had to be me. y? coz i hold d membershp card. ok i accept that. but you guys can sure help by not ffk-ing in d last moment or giving pointless reasons why u cant come. i DO respect your reasons. but reasons about u not having money n yet u end up at d cybercafe..i rest my case. maybe some are broke coz they have to support their partners..well ok..so i say...being single has its advantages..hehe
well, if u are not coming..at least have the courtesy to reply my messages stating that u cant make it. is it dat hard to do? ok..smses are 'costly' so they say. but not even a reply on msn..wtf. i too need to ue my hp credit to sms u guys to ask u to join. i nd to send to around 10-11 people n u just need to reply only me.
d dude at d court was nice enough to reserve a court for us every week n we are not apporeciating it...i know that i have reserved it using members priviledges, but 3 cancelation and my booking will be void..d dude was so kind to overlook it as i already canceled my bookings countless times; and my court there still stands.

nth more 2 day..damn dis whole post is abt complains..sigh..

adios

Procastinate
a very very strong word that seems to describe most of us. am i wrong? well maybe. most of us have d attitude of delaying our work. thats wat im experienceing the past week. last week supposedly be the kickoff , thebeginning, the greenlight of my final year project. lets just say my current progress is erm..0.01%. yep. there is progress, i openned the book and read 3 damn pages, which i think i oni understood 1/2 page? anyhow, 0.01% is better than 0%. SCREW IT!! once i opened my book, my ps2, laptop, n tv somehow call for me. some unexplainable spell put on to me by them often summons me to them. a voice within me from them seems to always tell me, " on me and play the games, your favourite show is one..bla bla bla" with this spell, resistance is futile. then i will tell myself, i got plenty of time, the book can wait...ARGH!!
anyhow, time passed it gone, it will not wait.. so why not cherish d momery instead of regreting it.

Anyway today, my progress improved a bit, boredom kicks in and i seem to have surrendered to the books, those dreaded books. read and read and read, understand i think only half of it. nevermind that, its just reading, yea..then understanding, applying, etc etc etc..X(

OH ya..since last week, the haze seem to be back. before i read d news about the haze, in the morning i though it was gona be a cool breezy day, with rain waitng in the corner, waiting to pour. the sun is hiding for most of the time. waited and waited and waited for rain. but.nooOOoo
blasted neighbours, burning forest, for their use at the expense of us. screw them. cant they think of a more contructive and non-pollutant way to clear ther land or watever the burn their forest for...sheer excitement?
"oi, tengok tu, api..doh, cantik, merah merah, makin besar pulak dia, boleh besar pulak. meh, beranak pula(fire spreading), meh aku bikin kawan kawan untuk dia"
anyway haze leads to tonnes of health problems to who are having breathing difficulties. things are not helped with the already immense amount of polution that is already in this country. open burning is also at large here.
its so smokey and hazy everywhere, it seems like, yea its only seen like, not felt like; we are at some highland, or our country seem to have rocketed to a higher level above the sea level, a LOT higher. everything is blur, it smells and its getting way way humid. with haze we need to lessen outdoor activites, no more outdoor jogging, swimming( theres a coat of dust above the water), football, futsal, etc etc. only thing left is indoor sports, which we have to pay for. haih..

nth more to write there...its full of crap i noe..
heh

adios

Alast...due to the boredom i endured during my sem break, i decided to start a blog...hopefully it helps me kill time, although not a lot.

1st blog here, dont expect much..well tis 230am now btw...cant sleep...sleepy, tired, exhausted..but cant sleep...insomnia? perhaps..
anyway just got back from a party just now..was fun..well..its a place where, everyone sat on little cushioned mats(duno wat its called) and well...eat. besides that we could do other things there, its porvided..played mahjong, uno, 'tai ti' and jenga there. food was ummm i would say ok la...its not exceptaionally good but its not bad. after that went to watch footie at some mamak...drink again...swt..

perhaps relaxation time after exams will soon end. its been TWO weeks after the last paper...wilted and rotted a way while den. 3 months holiday seems to be more of a curse than a blessing...depending on which direction u see it from. gonna have to start my FINAL YEAR PROJECT soon...screw that...i dont even know what and how to do...i m sooooo DEAD..but anyhow..wat has to be done, needs to be done...sooner or later..hopefully can finish it ASAP...got d referece books, 4 of them...all frigging thick..have to read it to start on my project...but once to book opens, my eyes start to close...will its a book...no battery's required..furthermore, its not words and pictures.(heh) its words, words and more words with a large overdose to programming jibberish which dont even make sense...well actually it does. well better start it soon, like it or not...

thats all for now....im going to try and sleep again....heh

adios